HPV field reporter JP reporting in. The past 24 hours have yielded some promising gains for the FSDB warriors. Though we've been under intense siege, our newly employed "LightsOut" operation has seen some reversals to yesterdays advances made by the Bravo-Echo brigade.
A warning to the weak stomach, the latest imagery below is graphic. War is ugly, my friends.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Sgt. R (names are protected to maintain our intel officer's identities) claims this is one of the B-E brigades field generals. If this proves to be true, it could be a significant blow to their cause.
Our ground troops have been fortified from central command with more advanced weaponry...
While all this is promising, latest intel imagery suggest we should not be over-jubilant in our outlook...
Yes, that is correct... they have brought in the dreaded mercenary Stink Bug. Doubly dangerous due to its reinforced armor and its well-known toxic bio-chemical warfare gas that is released upon death. This development could turn the tide in the B-E brigades favor.
However, our generals are planning their own counter-attack... view our secret weapon!
That's right, the namaqua chameleon!! Victory is ours!!!That is all... for now.
Um, hysterical. So how's the war on terror going this week? Has there been a steady troop withdrawl or is it too soon to pull out?
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